http://incrediblydisgruntled.edublogs.org Incrediblydisgluntled SMASH! Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:11:04 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I have lost all hope for humanity. That's it. We're through. Done. Capice. We've tortured ourselves too much to be allowed to survive. Why, you may ask? Well, because aparently the formerly prestigeous land of magic known as Hollywood is obviously employing monkeys, and not very bright ones. If the ... http://incrediblydisgruntled.edublogs.org/2009/08/16/hollywood-and-moviesthe-pit-of-despair/ Usually, it's hard to transfer books and games to the big screen. The plot is already known to the public, the director must follow the book's specific story and they usually suck. Harry Potter movies have been the greatest exception with the gold, alongside Narnia and Eragon not too far ... http://incrediblydisgruntled.edublogs.org/2009/05/26/twilight-more-like-sucklight/ No, I was not dead. Sorry. But, for all of my faithful fans (yes, all five of them) can look forward to more...something. Honestly, I find it hard to believe that I even have fans. Who knew? http://incrediblydisgruntled.edublogs.org/2009/05/11/i-have-returned/ A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (actually it was in the 1950s in Northern California), a young boy plays with his action figures, and his mom shouts at him to stop daydreaming before he misses the bus to filmmaker's camp. Twenty-seven years later, George Lucas used ... http://incrediblydisgruntled.edublogs.org/2008/06/04/star-wars-prequels-its-a-trap/ If you like to play videogames, chances are you have heard of this man. Jack Thompson hates videogames, and accuses them of being the source of all problems. Tire flat? Blame GTA. Stubbed your toe? Blame the PS3. Your girlfriend dumps you for a midget? Probably because Mario has made ... http://incrediblydisgruntled.edublogs.org/2008/05/26/jack-thompson-moron-extraordinare/ A lot or nothing can happen in one day. You can get in a car crash with a truck carrying chemicals and go to a hospital with a piece of radioactive shrapnel lodged in your forehead, thus giving you super-human powers, or you can just stay at home eating popcorn........radioactive ... http://incrediblydisgruntled.edublogs.org/2008/05/21/24/ Nintendo is the longest running videogame producer on this planet that was not destroyed by greed (Sega), desperation (Sega), or being outdated (Atari). The Nintendo has it's own little secrets of it's own, that are even more amazing than Sega's 'BLAST PROCESSING!' lie that was made just to make the ... http://incrediblydisgruntled.edublogs.org/2008/05/14/skeletons-in-nintendos-closet/ The best kind of novels are the ones that capture readers. Love stories don't do this, or at least not as well as others. The outcome is more or less the same: Boy looses girl, boy finds other girl, they date, break up, and get back together. Hooray. Horror novels, ... http://incrediblydisgruntled.edublogs.org/2008/05/05/stephen-king/ I was cruising through the Internet one day, when I came upon this incredible copyright infringement. This is Shijingshan Amusement Park, a park inspired by exactly the same as Disney World. In this abomination are such fantastical characters as 'Duck' and 'Girl Cat'. Go ahead, look it up on ... http://incrediblydisgruntled.edublogs.org/2008/05/01/the-unhappiest-place-on-earth/ The Internet (or as a few newbies say, the Internets) is a marvelous thing. You can learn anything with the push of a button, from e-mailing your grandma or hacking into your annoying neighbors hard-drive so every password he made is changed to 'imahugelooserwithabigbuttandanuglyface 22'. The most awe and eww inspiring part of the ... http://incrediblydisgruntled.edublogs.org/2008/04/24/youtube/