If you like to play videogames, chances are you have heard of this man. Jack Thompson hates videogames, and accuses them of being the source of all problems. Tire flat? Blame GTA. Stubbed your toe? Blame the PS3. Your girlfriend dumps you for a midget? Probably because Mario has made you unattractive for her, what with all his massive massacre of innocent turtles. That was sarcasm, by the way. Jack Thompson isn’t, by the way, and it’s his sword duty to protect the universe, even though it doesn’t need protecting and nobody would ask him to protect it even if it was. Do not worry, though, because he is an incompetent fool. He tried to sue Nintendo because the Wii injuries would kill everyone and their children without remorse. Unfortunately, the said people injured didn’t use the strap which is made to prevent those accidents, and the only way to let a Wii remote fly out of your hands and into a nearby friend’s scalp is to cake your hands in butter. So naturally, Jack lost. Then with the GTA scandal (an unlockable mod with adult actions), Thompson jumped on the case, leaving Rockstar game industries slightly dazed. Jack lost again, only to attempt to strike back at his mortal enemy, Rockstar, once and for all. The somewhat cartoony escapades of the bumbling lawyer almost makes you wish for a better adversary against videogames, like the villains in Indiana Jones movies who succeed a few times, always while wearing an annoyingly cocky smirk, but the second they get to the top, the heroic avenger whip-lashes him into submission, sending him spiraling into his impending doom. Or his face melts off, either one works out fine.