I was cruising through the Internet one day, when I came upon this incredible copyright infringement. This is Shijingshan Amusement Park, a park inspired by exactly the same as Disney World. In this abomination are such fantastical characters as ‘Duck’ and ‘Girl Cat’. Go ahead, look it up on Google, and prepare to be amazed. Other characters include a goofy dog, a princess wearing glass shoes, and seven short people with beards. The worst part about this whole fiasco? The amusement park’s directors are DENYING the fact that any of the park is based on Disney, but based on Chinese folk tales, evidently based on a mild-mannered ‘Boy Cat’ and his girlfriend, ‘Girl Cat’, who have fun with the bad-tempered duck and the screw-up dog. Now, look up Shijingshan Amusement Park again on Google images, and you’ll soon discover how incredibly and obviously misconceived these people must be. They also deny that fact that the banner in the entrance to the park that says, I’m serious, ‘Disney is Too Far, so Please Come to Shijingshan’. In this video, you can plainly see that there is basically no difference between the two. Also, if you think you just saw Shrek in the video, it’s because you did, only it’s called Shreku, which to them must make a world of difference. My sources tell me that when interviewing the little girl, she thought that these characters were from Disney. Think I’m crazy? The guys who work all day in the costumes for the park even say that these characters are from Disney. I can’t even show you the ticket booth shaped like Snow White, but can only say that it probably repels customers rather than attract.